Category Archives: Because I’m the mama.

Theeeessse is bullllssshhheeet.

Posted on April 9, 2012 by halalamama

Ismael wandered into the bedroom on Saturday night with his Kindle. Touch this, he said to Adam. Adam obliged and touched the little finger print.  The screen changed and said, “You’re malicious.” What’s this?  An electronic mood ring? Well, sign … Continue reading →

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You have creative toddler ideas? Great, because I have creative toddler problems.

Posted on April 1, 2012 by halalamama

I received an email tonight that asked, “Janet, would you like some creative ideas?” from an organization called “Toddler Ideas.” Sweet Jesus.  Do I need ideas?  Does a ___ need ___? (feel free to fill in the blanks with the … Continue reading →

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How things are vs. how they should be.

Posted on March 18, 2012 by halalamama

You ever have one of those days where you wish things would just go like they should? Like…. Your preschooler wouldn’t flip you the bird from the backseat after MASS and then break both a Commandment and an Amendment in … Continue reading →

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