Category Archives: Because I’m the mama.

I married an opossum

Posted on May 19, 2012 by halalamama

I married an opossum. My husband’s ability to play dead during a preschooler onslaught is unparalleled in the annals of human history.  Behold. 7:30 PM. Friday night. I am collapsed on the couch in a pool of my own drool, … Continue reading →

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3 year olds with a vocabulary are like loaded guns

Posted on May 17, 2012 by halalamama

My son’s favorite words right now, seem to be, penis and butt.  He has long conversations about them and possibly even *with* them.  I can’t be certain.  He has made up variations of normal phrases that incorporate these words, such … Continue reading →

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Method. You have our attention.

Posted on May 15, 2012 by halalamama

To say that my husband “doesn’t notice much” would be the understatement of the century.   I’m not talking minor things like if I got a new shirt or a hair cut.  I mean short of my having bought a … Continue reading →

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