Category Archives: Absolute and utter nonsense.

When a parent tells me that their child could not have lied to them, I fight to the urge to laugh and ask, “Really?  Ever lie to your own parents?  When did that start?” Birth? Although I was the perfect … Continue reading →

1.  How do the words “I don’t want to take a nap” even combine into a coherent sentence in the English language?  Especially if the author of that sentence has been up since 5 AM.  I mean… isn’t there a … Continue reading →

Well mommy. I know that people have to get dressed.  But I don’t want to get dressed.  I like being naked! It’s both hard to argue with his logic and easy to see why I will never arrive anywhere on … Continue reading →