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Dinnertime Comments

My sister took Adam last night so that Ismael, otherwise known as the oppossum, and I could venture out in the evening hours.  Together.  To eat a meal and see a movie.  Something that happens about as often as the … Continue reading

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3 year olds with a vocabulary are like loaded guns

My son’s favorite words right now, seem to be, penis and butt.  He has long conversations about them and possibly even *with* them.  I can’t be certain.  He has made up variations of normal phrases that incorporate these words, such … Continue reading

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Bump, Bump, Bump, I know a man….

I begged my mother to read Dr. Seuss when I was younger.  Fox in Socks was my clear favorite, mostly, I’m sure, because it is damn near impossible to read.  ”She sells seashells by the seashoe” has nothing on that … Continue reading

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