Author Archives: halalamama

About halalamama

I am a new mother to a beautiful baby boy. My husband and I walk each day, still learning about each other, and navigating the beauty of parenting in an American - African, Catholic - Muslim marriage.

Dinnertime Comments

My sister took Adam last night so that Ismael, otherwise known as the oppossum, and I could venture out in the evening hours.  Together.  To eat a meal and see a movie.  Something that happens about as often as the … Continue reading

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I married an opossum

I married an opossum. My husband’s ability to play dead during a preschooler onslaught is unparalleled in the annals of human history.  Behold. 7:30 PM. Friday night. I am collapsed on the couch in a pool of my own drool, … Continue reading

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3 year olds with a vocabulary are like loaded guns

My son’s favorite words right now, seem to be, penis and butt.  He has long conversations about them and possibly even *with* them.  I can’t be certain.  He has made up variations of normal phrases that incorporate these words, such … Continue reading

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