Monthly Archives: August 2012

The inventor of Yoga was the mother of a three year old.

I do not care what Professor Google tries to tell you.  The person who invented Yoga was the mother of a three year old.  Sure, she may have been Indian and lived thousands of years ago, but I’m telling you, … Continue reading

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Conversations with a 3 year old

Mommy? You used to live in that house?   Before you lived with us? Yes, baby. I lived there all by myself.  Do you want to live by yourself someday? (please, God.) Yep! I want to live alone right now! Oh … Continue reading

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I need the Olympics to be over and Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt to win all the medals so I can get some sleep

I’ve tried to write a few posts in the past few weeks, but they all start with Tired, tired, tired, omg, so freaking tired. And then I wander away and watch 4 hours of Olympic coverage instead of going to … Continue reading

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