Monthly Archives: May 2012

If you have a boy…

Posted on May 28, 2012 by halalamama

If you have a boy, you will….. 1.  Spend extended time explaining why you cannot have a meerkat for a pet.  Or a giraffe.  Or a gorilla.  Or an octopus, squid, or grizzly bear. 2.  Listen to an explanation of … Continue reading →

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Dinnertime Comments

Posted on May 20, 2012 by halalamama

My sister took Adam last night so that Ismael, otherwise known as the oppossum, and I could venture out in the evening hours.  Together.  To eat a meal and see a movie.  Something that happens about as often as the … Continue reading →

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I married an opossum

Posted on May 19, 2012 by halalamama

I married an opossum. My husband’s ability to play dead during a preschooler onslaught is unparalleled in the annals of human history.  Behold. 7:30 PM. Friday night. I am collapsed on the couch in a pool of my own drool, … Continue reading →

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