Monthly Archives: May 2011

Toddler Speak

What my boy says is not really what he means.   He Says:  I play.  I play kniIIiiife. He Means:  Dearest mother.  You probably should get your head out of the dishwasher and pay attention.  Or don’t, because I’m on … Continue reading

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Evil Knievel Rides Again

What’s wrong mommy? What could possibly go wrong with this setup?

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Baby Thinks He’s a Star

Soon I will have to go through his agent to read him a bedtime story.

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