look like the boy who could have possibly…
- eaten parts of a fake plant
- pulled a 12 pack of Diet Coke off of the table to use as a stepping stool
- yanked the table cloth off the dining table to see what goodies were there
- gotten past his safety fencing to the entry way, then cried when he couldn’t get back
- refused all naps
- slammed his mother’s laptop shut multiple times when she was trying to work
- emptied the bottom drawer of his changing table onto the floor
- escaped into the kitchen to joyfully grab handfuls of trash
- shunned every and all toys
- drove his mama to call her mama and express utter frustration ending in a grandma-playdate at Barnes and Noble?
Does he?
Oh, he is.

I don’t believe it for a second. Obviously, he was set up.
Oh, he is a stinker. I believe it. Because mine are the same angelic-looking stinker-extraordinaires.