Dear Fisher Price,
Today I got a fabulous bargain on one of your toys, the Polar Coaster, or some such. It was almost 60% off and at only $15, imagine my glee to get it home and unwrap it.
I imagined that my son would have hours of joyful play just like this lovely little girl in the ad.
Beautiful, isn’t she?
Eating the igloo:
Polar Bear eating the igloo:
Crawling away after 8.45 minutes:
Because seriously? How did you keep that little girl from ripping the penguin topped igloo from the track and nomming on it??? How did you keep her from grabbing the polar bear and chewing on its ears???
Did you find small 2 year olds to test it with and then write 6m+ on the box? How plus do you mean?
Or maybe it’s just my kid.
P.S. He’s totally available for catalogs, commercials, you know, whatever you need!
P.S.S. Can you send some free toys he might like better?
P.S.S.S. Okay never mind, that seemed a bit much, but yes on the photo shoot! Thanks!