Monthly Archives: July 2009

Bring. It. On.

A few days ago I shared one of my many, many marriage standoffs. So far, the phone books are still living in the hallway.  It seems that everyone has had some sort of standoff with their significant other: Marinka: “I … Continue reading

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Kidney for Sale

Ismael [watching the news, of course]: I want to sell my kidney.  I can get 100,000. Me: Having two is really overrated. Ismael: Yeah. rrrright. …

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A Solemn Promise

Hear me now, Internet. I vow that I will read the labels on my family’s food more carefully in the future.  Every time. Not a pledge for healthiness so much as just a good practice. You see, I just made … Continue reading

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