If you are wondering what six year olds talk about during soccer practice and games, I have your answer.
Apparently, it’s underwear.
I chatted with Lorie tonight while she watched her six year old at soccer practice. She asked, “Do you know they trash talk the whole time they are out there?”
Really, in kindergarten? What trash talk could they have in their meager arsenals?
Well, I’ll tell you. Insults like…
“Your underwear is pink and has a pony on the front.”
To which you can only answer…
“Yeah? Well, you’re wearing your mama’s underwear!”
Case closed. What can you say when a six year old whips out a mama joke on you?
